auspicious-anne:

*takes a deep breath*
*chokes on air*

  • cat: *breaths heavily*
  • me: you're too fat
  • mom: dONT BE MEAN TO HIM
  • me: no listen
  • *loud pause*
  • cat: gasp gasp gasp
  • mom: :(
  • me: he can't breath
  • mom: well you can't make him stop (eating)
  • me: *looks at cat*
  • me: stop eating
  • cat: *looks me in the eye*
  • cat: *looks dramatically at the food bowl*
  • me: yOU FUCKING SHIT
,,

I walk among my enemies. But I carry my friends with me.

Ambelin Kwaymullina, The Interrogation of Ashala Wolf (via quoted-books)